The 12 Wildest Things I Learned as a Nightlife Concierge in Ibiza

08/16/2023 15:10
The 12 Wildest Things I Learned as a Nightlife Concierge in Ibiza

Between €69,000 Champagne and feral party crashers, private yachts and helicopter flights, hangover IVs and “naked houses,” just one week managing wealthy clients pushed our writer to the brink of exhaustion.

Pacha, the nightlife juggernaut often credited with kick-starting Ibiza’s world-famous party scene, turns 50 this year. But the hedonistic reputation of “Ibitha,” as most say, with a lisping Castilian flourish, dates back at least 2,500 years. That’s when Carthaginian explorers landed on the barren isle off the Mediterranean coast of Spain and brought their dueling deities onshore: Tanit, the love and fertility goddess, and Bes, patron saint of frat parties. Much has changed on the island since their rule, but Ibizan culture still revolves around their modern-day incarnates: boho-chic wellness gurus and nouveau-riche club rats.

Each summer, about 2 million vacationers arrive on the island, looking to trance the night away to thumping techno. Close behind is a legion of hospitality capitalists who profit from the sybaritic whims of the world’s elite. As one local told me: “Los Angeles has actors. Ibiza has concierges.”

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